My 4 cents

Digital Watches

Editor — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:26:00 +0000

Any adult who wears a digital watch is either a child in reality or incapable or the child like ability of being able to tell time.

Reunions

Editor — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:41:00 +0000

What is the obsession with people and their high school reunions...if the greatest accomplishment in your life is high school then you probably don't have much of a life to speak of

Internal Combustion engine...

Editor — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:46:00 +0000

Ever wonder why we are still relying on the internal combustion engine, more than 150 years after its initial development...imagine how the world would look if we were still relying on other inventions from the 1800s like the:

Telephone
Light Bulb
Fax Machine
Gas-Electric (Hybrid) Automobile
Refrigerator
Radio
Lawn Mower
Electric Generator
Camera
Electric Motor
Stethoscope
Automobile
Vacuum Cleaner
Stapler
Microphone
Cathode Ray Tube
Seismograph
Motorcycle
Dishwasher
Contact Lens
Color Photography
Remote Control

...man we sure are dumb

Fake Tattoos

Editor — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:01:00 +0000

Why do parents let their small children get fake tattoos? Why not let them play with fake syringes or fake cigarettes or better still why not give them fake genital warts since we are so eager for them turn into filthy trash people anyway?

Atheists and Fundamentalists

Editor — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:25:00 +0000

Ever notice how atheists are so similar to religious fundamentalists?

Its not enough for them to simply have their atheist beliefs, but they have to spend their time trying to convince the rest of us how right they are and how wrong everyone else is...

Leather

Editor — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:27:00 +0000

Why is leather so fragile in the rain, isn't skin waterproof, or at the very least water resistant?

Would you believe there are people out there (adults) who actually don't know where leather comes from, as if its some type of mystery fabric...

Reading...

Editor — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:29:00 +0000

Almost everyone has met someone (or sadly may be one) who professes (proudly I might add) that they don't read...as if this is some sort of badge honor...translation, "I'm a moron..."

Disappointments

Editor — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:35:00 +0000

For the most part most every person most people meet will ever meet will be a colossal disappointment as a person...

The Flag..

Editor — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:30:00 +0000

Why is each state entitled to a star on the national flag?

It was the 13 colonies who sacrificed in the battle against the British; then, after the fact, here come these Johnny Come Lately states saying, "Hey, can we join now that all the fighting is done?" And we say, "Sure! And by the way, here's a star for you."

I say, yeah, they can join, but only the elite 13 get a star -- you want a star, start your own country...

Legitimate descrimination

Editor — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:12:00 +0000

There are some legitimate forms of discrimination, particularly based on intelligence. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being bias against idiots, imbeciles, morons and stupid people.

Elevators to the 2nd floor

Editor — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:04:00 +0000

Have you every noticed how perfectly healthy people will wait for an elevator to go from the 2nd to the first floor or vice versa? How lazy is that?

There is no such thing as a first state...

Editor — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:58:00 +0000

Who does Delaware think they are fooling? There is no such thing as a first state any more than there is a second or third state in the union. The first thirteen all become states simultaneously long before the US Constitution was ever dreamed and if that is not the case then the Declaration of Independence is lie...

Washing Hands

Editor — Thu, 10 May 2007 03:05:00 +0000

What is the world coming to? Why is it that so many people refuse to wash their hands after using the restroom. One might as well shake hands with their genitals since they don't have the decency to clean themselves?

Parties and Gifts

Editor — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:18:00 +0000

If you've been invited to a birthday, graduation, retirement, anniversary or any other party where it is customary to bring a gift or (at the very least) a card...and you agree to attend...not showing up does not absolve you from giving that person a card or gift...not doing so simply makes you a jerk and a false friend.

Pick-up drivers

Editor — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:16:00 +0000

What is it about driving a pick-up truck that turns most people into jerks?

The Super Bowl

Editor — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:06:00 +0000

Well another Super Bowl has come and gone...who cares!

Christmas

Editor — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:11:00 +0000

Exactly why do so many non-Christians celebrate Christmas? Why are so many people who wouldn't know Jesus from Adam's House Cat clamoring to take Dec 25th off, you don't see Jews celebrating Ramadan or Buddhists jumping for Yom Kippur.

Question to Atheists, Agnostics, and the like: why don't you get your own holiday?

Question to Christians: What do gifts and evergreen trees have to do with the birth of Jesus?

The Election

Editor — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:08:00 +0000

Well the Democrats have won control of Congress, which means ~~big~~ no changes for the country.

Best weapon in the war on poverty:

Editor — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:34:00 +0000

Condoms

What a slap to the face can cure:

Editor — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:33:00 +0000

ADD and ADHD
Emotional Distress and Anxiety
Wise Cracks
Senility
Stubbornness
Bratiness
Impatience
Insomnia
Impotence
Memory Loss
Hysteria

Granted none of these have been proven, but how can they be dismissed when they haven’t been tried.

Islamic insurance companies

Editor — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:54:00 +0000

Do islamic insurance companies pay on policies for suicide bombers?

Moon landings

Editor — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:08:00 +0000

Invariably, in life, you will come across someone who swears that the Apollo Moon Landings were a hoax propagated by NASA. It is a complete waste of time to use logical or rational arguments when conversing with such people, as they clearly lack any intellectual capacity whatsoever and should be avoided at all costs.

Sports fans

Editor — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 13:05:00 +0000

Why is it that sports fan feel compelled to parade and dance in the streets when a team wins, like French sport fans after their team advanced to the world cup finals? They didn’t do anything but sit on their rear ends and drink…the only people who should be dancing are the team members and maybe the coach and team owner, everyone else should sit down and keep their mouths shut.

Kids and pictures

Editor — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:57:00 +0000

What's the deal with parents who take loads of pictures and video of their 1st child but have only a scant few pictures of their 2nd or 3rd child? The message to that 2nd or 3rd child is clear: I don't love you as much as my 1st child and frankly I just don't have time or care to preserve any memory of your childhood. Such people shouldn't have more than one child, better still, people with such attitudes shouldn't have any children...

The solution to blight

Editor — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 19:52:00 +0000

Simply build the most expensive homes, condos and town homes possible, thus raising overall property values and increasing the tax burden on the downtrodden and other deadbeats, driving them out of the neighborhood.