you don’t have a high school diploma (preferably college degree)

you are on public assistance or earn minimum wage

you don’t own a car (exception for residents of NYC)

you don’t have insurance

you are a smoker

you have more than 30% body fat

you don’t believe in saying No to a child

you can’t solve basic algebraic equations

you are a sports fanatic

you sleep more than 9hrs per day

you don’t know how many planets are in the solar system

you don’t read (or can’t read)

If a person has never heard of Wikipedia, they probably aren’t very bright. Why? Because they are, no doubt, content in their ignorance, never yearning to learn more about the world around them.

Beware of square things with curvy intentions...

There is no logical reason for the absence of sweet iced tea outside of the South, anymore than it would make sense not to sweeten lemonade or cola or fruit punch

No one who values their life should eat fried foods for every meal

Citizenship test should be required of all Americans: native born and naturalized. Those that fail should be deported

Any American who can’t identify at least 30 US states on a map should be expelled from the country.

A political speech is about as inspiring as watching grass grow, and far less insightful

The death penalty does not deter crime, but pushing a criminal down a razor blade banister certainly would.

Anyone who does not vote, shouldn’t have the right to do so

Both political parties are inherently the same, with the same motivations and weaknesses

All men and women are born equal, but they don’t die equal…some people make something of their lives and others become leaches

Racists are those who have accomplished little in their own lives and blame others for their own personal failures

Only the closed minded would believe that water is absolutely necessary for life to exist everywhere in the universe, for all that is known by science 99.9% is unknown

Atheism is the foolish belief in the supremacy of man

Socialism can’t work, because rewards that are not based on merit will lead to sloth and complacency.

The phrase “I can’t find a job” is false and should be changed to “I won’t take that job”

Any child who can’t read before entering school has deadbeats for parents

A child should never have a television, telephone, computer or video game system in their room.

Any parent who doesn’t have a picture of their child in their wallet, should give their children up for adoption

Anyone who allows a dog to lick their face should have no objection if their neighbor were to do the same.

A prostitute is trash and any man or woman who has paid to have sex with one is also trash.

Public schools cater almost exclusively to the lowest common denominator, those who excel in such a setting, have accomplished nothing of great significance

Private schools, with a few exceptions, are little more than weigh stations for snobs and egocentrics.

Boarding schools are the refuge for unloved children, whose parents view them more as commodities than family.

A person who never reads (magazines not included) is an idiot, pure and simple

Teachers aren’t educators, they’re baby sitters, nannies, disciplinarians, indoctrinators, sex partners and self-esteem police to the children of absentee parents

No one has ever enhanced their appearance with a tattoo, though quite a few people have regressed in appearance

Pink is not an acceptable color for a man, regardless of what Donald Trump may say

Naval rings are unattractive, period

What ever happened to the hat?

Anyone whose work consumes most of their life has no life