you don’t have a high school diploma (preferably college degree)

you are on public assistance or earn minimum wage

you don’t own a car (exception for residents of NYC)

you don’t have insurance

you are a smoker

you have more than 30% body fat

you don’t believe in saying No to a child

you can’t solve basic algebraic equations

you are a sports fanatic

you sleep more than 9hrs per day

you don’t know how many planets are in the solar system

you don’t read (or can’t read)